January 30, 2009
What’s a dork-in-chief without a moment of dorkiness now and then? Hello!
October 28, 2008
Some parents installed a surveillance camera in their baby’s bedroom. Check out the spooky things they later discovered.
August 13, 2008
August 4, 2008
One of our Dork Secret Agents, Dork Inventor’s, submitted a wacky Secret Agent Assignment. Here are their recent answers to the Kingdom of Spaghetti assignment.
1. What is the capitol city of Spaghetti?
Meatballium, on the shores of the Pesto Ocean.
2. What is special about the people in this kingdom?
Their hands can turn into spaghetti so that they can wrap around small objects.
4. How did your kingdom defeat the Kingdom of Linguini? Describe.
We simply built an enormous collander and covered the Kingdom of Linguini with it. But the truth is that the countries have always been good friends, so it was really all just done in good fun. 
5.As the ruler of this kingdom, what are some spaghetti-related laws that you’ve started?
All cars must run on spaghetti sauce instead of oil. And electrical power generation comes from the spinning of forks while eating spaghetti.
6. What is special about the sacred spaghetti?
When you throw it at a wall it sticks FOREVER.
7. People in your kingdom use spaghetti in many different ways. Name some of the uses.
Several of the biggest cell phone towers in the land are built from spaghetti.
8. What do people love about you, the ruler of the Kingdom of Spaghetti?
I am related to Chef Boyardee.
July 28, 2008
Here is a cool, different cartoon with a neat message. This is part 1. You can watch all 4 parts on You Tube. Enjoy!
July 11, 2008
June 30, 2008
This blog is like a moonbeam. It sometimes is big. It sometimes isn’t there at all.
This blog is like a swan. It glides smoothly over water and hopefully doesn’t drown.
This blog is like a can of tuna. It’s easy to open and there’s healthy stuff inside.
OK, this blog is really NOT like a can of tuna.
No teeth means lots of pudding.