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		<title>Bow Wow</title>
		<link>http://blog.dork-central.com/?p=23</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:03:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s a dork-in-chief without a moment of dorkiness now and then? Hello!

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		<title>A Song for Dorks</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 20:35:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love dorks. Here&#8217;s where I prove it.  Ta da!

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		<title>Boogie Boogie Hedgehog</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:04:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boogie Boogie Hedgehog
A little dorkiness for ya.
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<p>A little dorkiness for ya.</p>
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		<title>Spooky Halloween Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 15:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ghost on Camera
Some parents installed a surveillance camera in their baby&#8217;s bedroom.  Check out the spooky things they later discovered.
 
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<p>Some parents installed a surveillance camera in their baby&#8217;s bedroom.  Check out the spooky things they later discovered.</p>
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		<title>Stop Motion Dork</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 16:23:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stop Motion Video
Hi there!
Click on the link above for a wild and crazy ride.  
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<p>Hi there!</p>
<p>Click on the link above for a wild and crazy ride. <img src='http://blog.dork-central.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Wacko of the Week!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 15:45:37 +0000</pubDate>
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One of our Dork Secret Agents, Dork Inventor&#8217;s, submitted a wacky Secret Agent Assignment. Here are their recent answers to the Kingdom of Spaghetti assignment.
1.  What is the capitol city of Spaghetti?
 Meatballium, on the shores of the Pesto Ocean.


2. What is special about the people in this kingdom?
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<div class="question_number"><strong>4. How did your kingdom defeat the Kingdom of Linguini? Describe.</strong></div>
<div class="float_end_point">We simply built an enormous collander and covered the Kingdom of Linguini with it. But the truth is that the countries have always been good friends, so it was really all just done in good fun. <img src='http://blog.dork-central.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </div>
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<div class="question_number"><strong>7. People in your kingdom use spaghetti in many different ways. Name some of the uses.</strong> </div>
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<div class="question_number"><strong>8. What do people love about you, the ruler of the Kingdom of Spaghetti?</strong></div>
<div class="float_end_point"> I am related to Chef Boyardee.</div>
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		<title>Cartoon - Old School</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 14:12:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Man Who Planted Trees
Here is a cool, different cartoon with a neat message. This is part 1. You can watch all 4 parts on You Tube.  Enjoy!
 
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<p>Here is a cool, different cartoon with a neat message. This is part 1. You can watch all 4 parts on You Tube.  Enjoy!</p>
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		<title>The World Boogeying with a Dorky Guy</title>
		<link>http://blog.dork-central.com/?p=8</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:02:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dancing
Dare ya to not wiggle while you&#8217;re watching this!
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<p>Dare ya to not wiggle while you&#8217;re watching this!</p>
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		<title>A dorky video</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 14:18:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Albi the Racist Dragon
A dorky video from the Flight of the Conchords.
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<p>A dorky video from the Flight of the Conchords.</p>
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		<title>This Blog is Like a Moonbeam</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 14:37:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This blog is like a moonbeam. It sometimes is big. It sometimes isn&#8217;t there at all.
This blog is like a swan. It glides smoothly over water and hopefully doesn&#8217;t drown.
This blog is like a can of tuna. It&#8217;s easy to open and there&#8217;s healthy stuff inside.
OK, this blog is really NOT like a can of tuna.

No [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://blog.dork-central.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/dork-5.jpg"></a>This blog is like a moonbeam. It sometimes is big. It sometimes isn&#8217;t there at all.</p>
<p>This blog is like a swan. It glides smoothly over water and hopefully doesn&#8217;t drown.</p>
<p>This blog is like a can of tuna. It&#8217;s easy to open and there&#8217;s healthy stuff inside.</p>
<p>OK, this blog is really NOT like a can of tuna.</p>
<p><a href="http://blog.dork-central.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/dork-5.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-6" title="cute dorky girl" src="http://blog.dork-central.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/dork-5-300x225.jpg" alt="No teeth means lots of pudding." width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
<p>No teeth means lots of pudding.</p>
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