This blog is like a moonbeam. It sometimes is big. It sometimes isn’t there at all.
This blog is like a swan. It glides smoothly over water and hopefully doesn’t drown.
This blog is like a can of tuna. It’s easy to open and there’s healthy stuff inside.
OK, this blog is really NOT like a can of tuna.

No teeth means lots of pudding.
Here stands the Dork Central blog. It will be here when you need it, maybe to make you muffins or to chat with about your cat’s health problems. It cares.
Just to prove it, here’s a photo for YOU:

The Dork Central team is smart. We know there are other dorks filming dorky things. We want to post those videos here. If you have a favorite, email the link here. blogworkofart@dork-central.com Our very smart team will maybe post it.
Smooches,
Christina
Dork-in-Chief